Notes: G (group) S (solo) G1 (first half the group) G2 (other half of the group)
G-Good morning, class! Please take out your books, turn to page eighty-eight. Today we are going to learn about...
S-Oh no, I forgot to bring my books, teacher! Sorry...
S-You’re so careless! You’re always like this!
G-Bla Bla Bla
G – A good morning and a good day to everyone,
We’re here to tell you about something very, very fun;
It’s all about life at school – what we learn, what we see, what we hear and what we do, every moment, every sight, every smell, and every mischief we get into ...
S- Like looking for girls?
S- Hi Sweetie! What’s your name?
G-Coo coo coo coo
G-It’s 6 a.m. and the alarm is ringing!
G-Wake up!
S- Five More Minutes... [Sleepy]
G-Wake up, boy!
S-Wait...... [Sleepy]
G-Wake UP! It’s time to get up and start dressing.
S-Eat your breakfast! S-Put on your shoes!
G-On the Double!
G-Now down to the bus stop!
S-Hurry!
S-There’s the bus! Get onto it.
S-Phew!! Made it!
G-And … we’re off to school!
G-It’s 7.30 a.m. and assembly’s starting [Prefects in a group says-(Attention students, please get into your lines!)]
S1-hey do you know what? Lady gaga is actually a guy!
S2-Stop talking or we will get into trouble!
Prefect-Hey you! I want complete silence NOW! Stop talking NOW!
S1-She’s the one talking!
S2-No, she’s doing all the talking!
S1-No, you!
ATTENTION!
G-Time to pay attention and start singing our National Anthem!! Lets sing our heart out for our beloved country! To be thankful of our peaceful nation!
S-It’s Negaraku.
Negaraku~
G-And here comes the speech from the Principal.........Bla Bla Bla
G-And as usual, the words [loudly] “Go Forward Hidayah JB” and then everyone claps...[everyone claps blindly]
G-And of course, the person who always keeps order of the school and has the eyes of an eagle...
S1-Shhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Beware!
S2-Always so wise!
S2-So vigilant!
S3-So strict!
S4-So stern!
G-Just like a sergeant!
S1 [principal] -Hye you! What are you doing outside of class?
S2 [student] -So-so-sorry sir, I’ll head right back now.
S1 [principal] -No, no, no, young man you’re following me into the office.
G-The lessons have started! Quick get into the class!
S-The teacher is in!
S1 [monitor] -Stand up, class!
G- Good Morning Teacher... [Bored, slow and gloomy]
S2 [teacher] -What? Are you singing to me?!
S1 [monitor] -Guys, greet properly...
G- Good Morning, teacher! [Fast, stern and crisp]
G1-History lessons......
G2-In 1941, the Japanese invaded Malaysia...
G-BORING!
G1-English Classes.....
G2-The Fruitcake Special!
S-Hey, did Anna and her boss end up together?
G1-Chemistry Classes.....
G2-Potassium plus hydrogen oxide is...?
G-KABOOM! [coughs]
S-HEM! HEM! Potassium hydroxide! [Grand and solemn]
S1-Oh no! My Bag is so heavy!
S2-Why, oh why are there so many books?
G1-Exercise books...
G2-Textbooks
G-And activity books! Please! Give us a break! Our backs are breaking and our bags are bursting!
G-Less books, less homework, that’s all we are asking!
S-Oh man, when is that bell coming? I am starving! [Gloomy but loud]
S-You aren’t the only one!
G-Grrr, our stomachs are growling and grumbling!
G1-Riiiiing!
G2-Yes! It’s recess!
G-Sniff, sniff …
S1-What’s that smell?
S2-It’s food! Look at that! Fried Chicken!
G-Emmm……Yummy!
S3-There’s Nasi Lemak too! My favourite!
S4-I’m so hungry! Come on, let’s go eat!
G1-Hey! No jumping the queue boy!
S5- Oi! I want one! [Top of the voice]
G2-Shhhh! Don’t yell and don’t grab!
G-Soon, recess is over! And here comes the scenario...
S1-Oh, no!
S2-What is it?
S3-Tell us, tell us!
S1-I’ve forgotten to do my homework!
G1-Ish ish ish! You’re so lazy!
G2-Uh-oh! Here comes a teacher.
S2 S3-Good luck....
S1-I’m sooooo DEAD!!!
G1-Hello class, I am here to relieve your teacher....
G2-WOOHOO!!! Teacher’s gone! Let’s have some fun!
G1-No, no, no! We should clean, sweep, and wipe until there is not a single speck of dust!
G2-AWWW....
G-Well, let’s do it together!
G1-tick-tock-tick-tock..
G2- There are so many things to do, with so little time on the clock.
G1-So let’s do it, and cut the talk!
G2-Let us sweep, sweep, sweep and dust, dust, dust!
S1-Achooooooo!
S2-God Bless....
G1-Riiiiiing!
G2-Yes! There’s the bell! School is over!
G1-Let’s go home!
G2-Wait! We have co-curricular activities later, remember?
S1-Oh Yeah! I wouldn’t want to miss the Drama Meetings!
S2-To have fun reading from book and magazines, and to read aloud the happy endings
G1-We have Wuthering Heights....
S1-Ooh! Classic!
G2-And Alice in the Wonderland?
S2-NO! Not this again?!
G1-We can do Beauty and the Beast for a change, what do you think? S4-But, who is going to be the Beast?
S3-Who is going to be Beast?!
G2-Okay Beauty and the Beast is out!
G-HEM! HEM! Don’t you think that we have stayed here long enough?
G-If we’re late, the teacher is going to make it rough. So let’s go!
S1-Take it easy, what’s the hurry?
G-Well, we are late, that’s what! So let’s hurry!
S2-Okay, I need to go home now!
S3-See you tomorrow morning!
G-bye~
G-It’s been fun to tell you about our typical day at school,
But time flies when you’re having fun, it’s the rule,
That means it’s goodbye for now.
We’ll see each other again, if fate will allow,
But remember, life at school isn’t as dull as you think,
In fact, each day passes faster than you can blink,
And before you know it, you’re wishing you’ve never left school...
And watching students go by with a slight drool....
Well, that’s all for now, this is where we stop,
We’ll make our leave, with our farewells at the top.
Gushtan! Syukran! Vanekem! Arigatou! Merci! Xie xie!
All together now!
Thank you!!!
